Tuesday's rest for tired souls

To restore your bleary soul on Tuesday you need a porch and a hammock.

If you have only the porch, you'll need to buy a hammock. Preferably a colorful one.

You can buy a hammock made with long long shoe laces intersected, or rent out the hammock that I weaved this night, silently like a spider, in the upper corner of the wall. It's made with strings of lutes and it plays a beautiful melody if you hang it against the wind.

If you already have a hammock, you are very close to your own happiness. Yessss, sure. But, if you don't have a porch... bad news, you can't build a porch on a day like this in which you need only good rest. You'll have to steal the porch of some of your friends (or better, you can steal the porch of some of your enemies...What better way to pester them on a Tuesday afternoon?).

There you are, oscillating on your hammock, restoring your weary spirit with the sparkling air of the February's porch. You deserve it.